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Sweet Star Child Speaks!

In Uncategorized on November 29, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Though I haven’t had the time to update the blog lately, fear not — we’ve been hard at work on bands, shows, work travel, record shopping, and a new release, even. Note that I’ve also posted some reviews for your scorn. I am also finishing up a new column and you will all learn about RAILINGS. So without any further hesitation, I announce to you all the availability of  Lion’s Care Recording #023 — SWEET STAR CHILD. 

Sweet Star Child “Speaks” CD / Cassette (Purchase here.) (Listen / Friend him up here.)

Released: November 2012

Label: Lion’s Care Recordings / LCR023

Sweet Star Child Speaks is an exploration of the far out sound of interstellar nebulae exploding in stereophonic climax, spurting skies of star children with a pelvic thrust worthy of Kirby’s Galactus giving it to a prolapsed planet.  Sweet Star Child Speaks, in an approximation of ancient forgotten alchemical rituals, distills the secretions of Rock and Roll’s bawdiest frontman: Stanley Harvey Eisen, perhaps known best by his stage name, Paul Stanley.  Sweet Star Child Speaks harnesses those secretions in such a way that the sum of its parts are dwarfed by the Gestalt of it all–the ultimate party cd for the ultimate never-ending rock party.  We take all the sex, all the sleaze, all the sweat and all the screams that one would expect, nay, demand, from the Kiss live show experience, we sharpen it like a shiv and then we shove it in and break it off.  That’s what you get when you buy a copy of Sweet Star Child Speaks.  Left hand magic in the guise of rock and roll overdose. Sweet Star Child realizes it wields the love gun. Sweet Star Child realizes it has nothin’ to lose.

Over 20 minutes of material packaged in a full color cover, hand cut / folded insert sleeve, all autographed by SWEET STAR CHILD personally, and all presented in the trade mark sandwich bag. This is how we do it.


The Turntable Of Despair.

In Uncategorized on November 29, 2012 at 2:32 pm

The Turntable Of Despair (November Record Reviews).

Here you are — I’ve decided to create a separate category for record reviews. And this is the first installment.

BLOODLOSS “Lost My Head For A Drink” LP

I get so mad deep inside when the glut of music invasion and apathy allow me to miss stuff I really need in my life. This Sydney/Seattle chunk of lost scuzz is just that sort of thing. If you’re not familiar with this band, it was comprised of members of LUBRICATED GOAT, MONKEYWRENCH and Mark Arm of MUDHONEY. And that’s what it sounds like, too. This was laying around unmixed for 10 years — from the liner notes: “This particular LP was made in a triangle shaped studio under the fray filter of sickness, mental illness and general hopelessness. Our ‘manager’ had given the band the heave-ho…We always liked it and like a million other things, always intended to finish off. After sitting on it for a decade, we did and here it is.” And IT is a great record. Unlike many “retro” garage acts of late, this band took their swampy sounds and shot up with gnarly helpings of BEEFHEART, experimentation, and delivered it with a full bag of amazing singers. Comparisons to THE LAUGHING HYENAS with some SWELL MAPS angle and a bit of hard rock… two tracks could even be lost tracks from MOTORCYCLE BOY “Popsicle”, with fuzzy vocals and sax, even. Limited to 1000, and apparently not the hottest seller, as I just picked up a new one 2 years after its release. It appears that this band will never find justice. 12 songs. (DIRTY KNOBBY RECORDS).


Textural, harmonic syncopation and brutal drumming from Chicago — this sounds like an AmRep or Touch and Go release from the rough edges of those catalogues, a sound similar to that of something like TOTAL SHUTDOWN. Total fucking lurching riffs, held onto and stretched into nuclear weapons. And the vocals — really heavy, but not really scream(y) female vox by 2 diff. ladies, latticed by a dude voice, they wail into hypnotizing chants and punctuation of the relentless beats. Heavy rock songs created from dense layers of shriek and drone, wonderfully recorded, and limited to 500 copies for cool cats. Not to mention the mind blowing, silk screened cover. Put on the headphones and shoot it strait into your brain. Not recommended for lazy Sundays — highly recommended for space mosh pits. Also available on cassette. (Permanent Records).


A touch of melodicism (“Kill the President”) and a bucket of dark heaviness (“Kill the President”) dominates this — a great punk rock record. It really pumped my nads to find this recently. It hasn’t been reissued or anything; I just wanted to mention it. There were a bunch of bands from the grunge period who didn’t fit that mold, but benefitted from the genius of Jack Endino (he plays some guitar on this, too). This early C/Z band, though not of the grunge style per se, has that dark sound, and a place in my heart. When I was in high school I would love mentioning this band to new Nirvana fans; who would look at me like I was a total dick. Why do people always look at me like I’m a total dick? This was their second LP. (C/Z Records)


Hammering metal / punk featuring ex – Fucking Champs, Face Down in Shit, Gargantula, Weakling, Total Fucking Shit System, Gorehounds, the Makes Nice, Feces for Warpaint, Damones, Hot Lunch, Uwharria, Comets on Fire, Drunk Horse, etc. This is so heavy, with the riffs of METALLICA meeting the boiling punk rock of POISON IDEA. The barking vocals fit in roperly, and the whole thing just does it right. For fans of the heavy and for those with a passing jones for it, this is the record.–aQTpgXo (Kemodo).

KOOLAID “Global Tyranny” LP

A mystery band, this recording apparently showed up on Agitated’s doorstep where it was promptly released. Total psyche explosions featuring searing wah-wah, holy roller rant loops, and repetition, repetition, repetition; all these tracks are over 10 minutes.  While taking a car trip recently, I had to shut this off — it almost pulled my brain and vehicle from the road in a trance of sound. Really like this — like a lo-fi, heavier version of NEU!. Kinda. (Agitated).

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